poo noodle 

when you fuck someone or something so hard up the ass theire shit goes into your dick and when you go to piss for the first time after sex you piss it out. . it hurts lol

man i fucked her so hard i had a poo noodle that cloged the tiolet.

poo noodle by gratedane February 24, 2009

poo noddles 

when shit goes down the eye of ones dick because you have been chopping your girls ass for way to long and your such a grub you didnt shower after. to get full champ cred you must insist a follow up blow job in the morning after.

poo noddles

poo noddles by ohyeahican September 17, 2015

Poo Noodle 

Firstly, you simply raw dog somebody in the ass that hasn’t taken a shit in a while. Once you’re done you take your dick out of their ass and piss into their mouth. Poo in the shape of tiny noodles will come out of your urethra into their mouth.

Yo bro, you shoulda seen it last night. I raw dogged some bitch at a house party and then pissed into her mouth. Poo noodles came out!

Poo Noodle by Xpenix99 January 12, 2021

Poo Noodle Soup 

After getting Poo Noodles, you extract your Poo Noodles into a bowl and proceed to give the Poo Noodle-ee an enema. You then get all of the poo water juices from the enema and put them into the bowl with the Poo Noodles. This creates Poo Noodle Soup.

Yo bro, I went to give some bitch Poo Noodles last night and she offered to have an enema and share Poo Noodle Soup with me! It was lit!

Poo Noodle Soup by Xpenix99 January 12, 2021

Poo noodle 

When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination

I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.

Poo noodle by Wick May 13, 2023

Noodle Poodle 

Surprise buttsex from a poodle with a limp dick

OH SHIT!! NOODLE POODLE!!!!

Noodle Poodle by BZAAR June 7, 2016

Chicken Noodle Poop 

A type of bowel movement in which the "bio-product" consists ONLY of chicken, noodles, and other ingredients of chicken noodle soup passed through the stool due to chicken noodle soup being the only meal-type consumed for the same number of days that it takes for the host's body to digest the first consumed bowl of chicken noodle soup.

This could be the case as a result of a bad cold or the flu leading to the consumption of only chicken noodle soup in hopes of miraculous relief.

H1N1 wasn't THAT bad...except for the chicken noodle poop...

Chicken Noodle Poop by PlayOnPlaya October 19, 2009