Storm Nobber

Aka the Facebook weather police. They moan their asses off when it's too hot and totally piss their pants during a thunderstorm. "OMG it's raining outside"...You don't need a Facebook weatherman to tell you which way the wind is blowing!

Did you see all the Storm Nobbers on Facebook last night? ...Yeah...what's all that about!?

by Dunney Boy July 4, 2015

dobber nobber

A guy who is a total dickhead. Someone who is extremely opinionated and basically talks oot of his arse.

That guy is such a fucking dobber nobber

by JZnomo March 21, 2006

foxy nobber

a guy with flame coloured hair, along the lines of auburn with summershine brown

Foxy griffin who lights up the nights sky.

by Rob Lane May 25, 2004

Nobber Lads

100% culchies. Absolute animals. Would plow through anything that stands in their way. Shifting the young-one's Up in Carrick Is where you'd Find most of them. Big units That would run ye over In their Tractors.If ye mess with One You'd have big man Seamus Doherty To plow ye down into the ground hy.

Townies: 'ah shite Here come the nobber lads we stand no chance'
Nobber lad: 'bejesus now Don't start on me or you'd get Fucked hy'

by KWoodBaller November 2, 2018

Granny nobber

Someone who loves a bit of granny action and happens to also be a complete knob head.

You're a right granny nobber

by chunky monkey meat man June 4, 2010

cock nobber

to males rubbing their genitals together for sexual gratification

oh my goodness! Look at those cock nobbers over there! are they really doing that in a nightclub?

by steve lee May 21, 2003

nobber lads

Some lads

Nobber lads are some lads

by Nonce November 2, 2018