No Stairway

A quote from Wayne's World, it is a reference to how often amateur guitar players will play butchered versions of the song in music shops and the agony it causes most people to have to listen to. Can also be used as a statement against crappy, loud musicians in music stores.

I can't take my little brother to the local music store any more. They have a No Stairway policy, now.

No Stairway by AlexNumberTwenty August 14, 2007

Johnny-No-Stars 

A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
adolescent who works in a burger restaurant.

The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.

Man Who Has Been Waiting 30 minutes for a burger: Where's my burger Johnny-No-Stars?

Johnny-No-Stars: Er...

Johnny-No-Stars by Fete January 9, 2006

Jimmy-no-stars 

A buffoon. An unskilled person. From the McDonald's practice of awarding stars on employees' badges denoting skill or experience level. Thus an employee with no stars is unskilled, which is a joke considering they work at goddam McDonalds. I mean, how hard can it be???

Don't listen to him, he's a Jimmy-no stars!

Jimmy-no-stars by Gezza T April 20, 2003

No Stairway, No Pants 

A tradition of CRW #45 that if Stairway To Heaven, by Led Zeppelin, is not played at the end of every dance. All AZAs will drop their pants.

Aleph 1: Looks like the DJ forgot to play Stairway.

Aleph 2: Yep time for No Stairway, No Pants.

(Zippp)

*girls screaming*
*DJ wishing he had played Stairway*

No Stairway, No Pants by kosherPig March 25, 2009

Johnny No Stars 

One of the less intelligent human beings on our planet.
As in a McDonalds employee who has not got the mental skills to earn any of the stars the staff wear on their shirts.

'You thought SHE liked YOU? You Johnny No Stars!'

Johnny No Stars by Jason James September 25, 2003

Place of No Stars 

AKA Dark Forest, the place where "evil" cats who have died go; Starclan defines evil as anyone who doesn't believe in them (Christians, anyone?), kills because "A good warrior doesn't need to kill" (MY ASS), neglected a kit, being half blooded, etc, etc. Typically have an urge to destroy the clans; trained clan cats as to find a way into them easier. "Time passes weirdly." wounded cats never health past death. No prey anywhere, this leads to all cats typically being very skinny. Notable members and examples are Tigerstar, Hawkfrost, and Mapleshade.

No one has defined the formal name yet, Place of No Stars, so here I am.

Place of No Stars by Useless Protogen July 12, 2022

Stars Align/Hoshiai no Sora 

A soft tennis anime that throws in some, no, a lot of family trauma. Oh and a canon non-binary and a canon trans male character. Also a lil bit of stab stab.

Person 1: Have you seen Stars Align/Hoshiai no Sora?
Person 2: No. What's it about?
Person 1: Soft tennis and family trauma!
Person 2: Aight bet

Stars Align/Hoshiai no Sora by N3k0 K4g3y4m4 January 2, 2021