A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
adolescent who works in a burger restaurant.

The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
Man Who Has Been Waiting 30 minutes for a burger: Where's my burger Johnny-No-Stars?

Johnny-No-Stars: Er...
by Fete January 9, 2006
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One of the less intelligent human beings on our planet.
As in a McDonalds employee who has not got the mental skills to earn any of the stars the staff wear on their shirts.
'You thought SHE liked YOU? You Johnny No Stars!'
by Jason James September 25, 2003
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Here is what I think about Mister Johnny Depp, He is an Innocent Genius Who will one day be Magnificent in The Theater Industry. I loved seeing Him walk by Stain Glass Windows as a Kid in 21 Jump Street over Time...Anyways, I ment to say this in the Best Way...but I had some infinitely beautiful dreams of Johnny Depp..Johnny Depp is welcome to Find me with Rainbows...and If he is Single..He could be my "Hot..Hot...Hot..." Boyfriend who astounded everyone one day with his Infinite Talent...
Johnny Depp " Film Star!! :) * "What If I had to Prove this..I would say...I interpret johnny Depp thinking about what people say in his Creative Films..
by Erin Rachel Young September 8, 2006
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