12 definitions by Fete
Average Non-American Geography Inspecting Person: Sir/Madam, can you point out your country on this map?
Average American: Er... No!
Average American: Er... No!
by Fete November 30, 2005
Tapas that is correct for the region in which it is being served,
or
A map based dish!
"Umm! That's good Mapas"
or
A map based dish!
"Umm! That's good Mapas"
by Fete October 27, 2005
by Fete November 22, 2005
'A spectacular assisted back flip usually seen at major events such as Weddings, Christenings and Bar Mitzvahs'
'A back flip performed by someone who clearly can't back flip'
'A back flip reminiscent of how fictional detective Hercule Poirot might perform the stunt'
'A back flip performed by someone who clearly can't back flip'
'A back flip reminiscent of how fictional detective Hercule Poirot might perform the stunt'
On the dance floor after the wedding Dave is gradually rotated head over feet thus completing the Billsy-Backflip!
by Fete July 7, 2010
The Moomins are a bunch of tax dodging, work shy, hippo-like troll creatures from Finland. The word moomin is used to highlight or berate such people who, like the Moomins, consistantly avoid contributing to the welfare state!
by Fete November 8, 2005
Only to be used on occasions when the word 'early' doesn't quite get across the earliness of a situation.
Interviewer: "Mr Simms you're 6 hours early!!"
Mr Simms: "Thought I'd get in early doors and make a good impression!"
Mr Simms: "Thought I'd get in early doors and make a good impression!"
by Fete January 10, 2006
1) Somebody who wanders the countryside infuriating landowners as they trample over crops, plants and flowerbeds with their "right to roam" spiel
or
2) Somebody who talks incessantly about all kinds of crap and just goes on and on and on and on and on and .... well you get the idea!
or
2) Somebody who talks incessantly about all kinds of crap and just goes on and on and on and on and on and .... well you get the idea!
1) "Janet Street-Bloody-Porter get the f@*K out of my field! You're destroying my organic onions you stupid cow!"
2) "Oh for Christ sake woman stop rambling and get to the f*@king point! F@*king rambler!"
2) "Oh for Christ sake woman stop rambling and get to the f*@king point! F@*king rambler!"
by Fete December 7, 2005