nipple dart 

A bolt of energy released from your nipple voluntarily to either gain attention or inflict injury.

While attending the concert I was struck down by a wayward nipple dart.

nipple dart by poopystack June 24, 2006

nippledar 

An uncanny ability to notice any woman with very hard nipples as you pass her, even if you aren't looking in her direction.

Dave: "Hey, did you see that lady's pencil erasers?"
Me: "No, I don't have nippledar."

nippledar by Quaker September 4, 2005

Nipplefart

An involuntary release of gas coming from a magical hole in your pruney purple nipples.

" oh shit he was feeling me up and then i had a nipplefart. totally killed the mood"

Nipplefart by shlizzard January 8, 2010