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nippledar 

An uncanny ability to notice any woman with very hard nipples as you pass her, even if you aren't looking in her direction.
Dave: "Hey, did you see that lady's pencil erasers?"
Me: "No, I don't have nippledar."
nippledar by Quaker September 4, 2005

Nipplefart

An involuntary release of gas coming from a magical hole in your pruney purple nipples.
" oh shit he was feeling me up and then i had a nipplefart. totally killed the mood"
Nipplefart by shlizzard January 8, 2010