noped 

Noun: A moped that doesn't go.

My moped is buggered - it's a noped.

noped by Fishyrich April 28, 2015

Nooped 

When one gets absolutely fucked on alcohol or drugs

Mate you good
Nah mate I’m fully nooped
Trues nan

Nooped by FreshAverage69 February 12, 2018

Nipped 

Getting busted by the cops.

"Shouldn't we help him?"
(sarcastic)"That's a great idea, let's hop out the van so we can all get nipped."

Nipped by A.C. Sativa May 5, 2013

noped the fuck out 

Leaving when you don't even want to TRY to handle the situation.

I was walking along at night, when I noticed someone down the street who seemed to be dancing, like waltzing. As I watched, he danced closer, and closer, and closer. I looked away for a second or two to see if anyone else was around, and when I looked back, he had crossed the street to my side, and then crouched down. And then he stopped. I noticed that he had this terrifying cartoon smile on his face. I passed him, being vigilant. He continued to dance away from me in the other direction. He got fairly far away and I started to feel better.

And then I heard the dancing stop, and someone running toward me from his direction. I noped the fuck out, and ran like hell.

noped the fuck out by happycookie August 21, 2013

noped out of there 

Left the premises in a hurry.

The guy threw off all kinds of domestic violence warning signs and I noped out of there fast.

noped out of there by Bitsy88 September 3, 2016

noped out 

stopped reading or watching something for being too weird

I read the first chapter of the fanfic and noped out.

noped out by frabrizio July 22, 2018

cross-nipped 

when ya girl titties got nips that ain’t centered. they either lookin to the left, right, or they both lookin to the center. like cross-eyed but with your nipples

Your girl is cross-nipped. Her titties fucked up.

cross-nipped by datwhitebvtch:) November 6, 2018