a wedding that has to happen very quickly because the bride is pregnant. it comes at you without much notice and therefore seemingly out of nowhere, much like a ninja.
"They're getting married? They've only been together for 3 months and I didn't even think he liked her."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."
by Joe Morbo April 29, 2008
a wedding that has to happen very quickly because the bride is pregnant. it comes at you without much notice and therefore seemingly out of nowhere, much like a ninja.
"They're getting married? They've only been together for 3 months and I didn't even think he liked her."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."
by Joe Morbo April 29, 2008
An service worker generally at a wedding or event, that will continually monitor all plates out. And if left unattended for 15 seconds said plates will be taken and your food will be lost
Originally coined by ponzi
Originally coined by ponzi
by OG Ponzi March 31, 2021