newsletter 

1. An informative email message sent to a list of subscribers on a regular basis.

2. Spam messages sent on a regular basis to a purchased mailing list of non-consenting "subscribers".

3. An unsolicited spam message sent specifically to offend the recipients in order to provoke them into clicking an unsubscribe link that in reality enrolls them into mailing lists to be sold to spammers. See also spam riot.

Most newsletter recipients wonder how the heck they got subscribed to most of their newsletters.

newsletter by Downstrike August 23, 2005

Newblet 

A person below a newb.

Adam Sandler
Will Smith

Joe you are a Newblet at Halo.

Newblet by Yamash April 26, 2008

Newdles 

Another word for noodles.

"Can I please have some newdles?"
"Yes, I can send you some newdles, sir"

Newdles by newdles July 22, 2009

newblet 

a newbie... Kirk gaughan is the master of all newblets.

There were four newblets walking down the road, when Billg Ates ran them over with his humvee.

newblet by Mark November 8, 2003

newble 

(verb) A blunder caused by general ineptitude, esp. when leading to the misfortune or injury of another.

Based on the play of NBA player Ira Newble.

My bad, I newbled that pass.

Dude, I newbled your car.

James totally newbled my chances with that girl by bringing up my ex.

newble by mrt March 2, 2005

neezletoss

an idiotic person or someone who is stupid

you bloody neezletoss!

neezletoss by Scott lockhart January 17, 2008

neezled 

being in the state of drunkenness

my mates were completely neezled when we came out of the pub. unfortunately i was the designated driver.

neezled by sdk (scotty dont no) January 19, 2008