The act of accidently rubbing your johnson on someone else, making it obvious that you did it on purpose; still denying it and saying it was unintentional.
That stupid asshole just neezled me right in the mouth.
by Neezle September 3, 2008
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being in the state of drunkenness

my mates were completely neezled when we came out of the pub. unfortunately i was the designated driver.
by sdk (scotty dont no) January 19, 2008
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