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A person below a newb.
Adam Sandler
Will Smith

Joe you are a Newblet at Halo.
by Yamash April 26, 2008
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a newbie... Kirk gaughan is the master of all newblets.
There were four newblets walking down the road, when Billg Ates ran them over with his humvee.
by Mark November 08, 2003
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Newbie, Usually used in online gaming to refer to someone who is new to the game/new to online gaming.
Stop being such a newblet.
by [CRiMSON] September 14, 2004
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A douchebag of a person that is exceedingly annoying to the point where you're forced to vacate the room or slap the douchebag silly.
It's common for a newblet to perform outrageously stupid actions when completely sober. It's also a common occurrence for the newblet to talk absolute shit.
I'm going to slap that newblet if he says one more stupid thing.

Why the fuck did that newblet try to hatchet a campfire?
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The child of a newb.

i.e. Two newbs who have sex, make a newblet.
Dude 1: "Dude, your mom is such a newb"
Dude 2: "So?"
Dude 1: "So, you're her little newblet son"
Dude 2: "Nu uh!"
Dude 1: "Yeah huh, you always suck out at Hello Kitty Island Adventures."
by Newbletron5000 October 18, 2007
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Baby Newbie.

more suck then a newbie.

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wtf you really look this up for newb?
by AHAHAHAHA YOU R TEH SUCK NEWBIE November 22, 2003
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