newzak 

A form of news coverage which is watered-down, dumbed-down and/or consists of stories of limited importance but greater popular appeal.

Step into an elevator and you hear muzak. Tune to CNN, MSNBC, or FOX News Channel and you see newzak.

newzak by Chris Connett July 30, 2008

newjack 

The word "newjack" is another term for "newbie" or "noob". It means one who is new to something and lacks experiance and style in it.

Look at that guy try and hardcore dance, he's such a newjack.

newjack by Virtue January 7, 2005

netzach

A drunk singer doomed to spend his days straddled by a cute LP. Will often resist but deep down we all know he likes it.

LP: "*Straddles and nuzzles Netz"
Netzach: "aaaaaaaa"

netzach by Splatz October 19, 2020

newfacebooked

The moment your normal facebook page has been updated without your consent, to a new facebook page that you are unfamiliar with and largely disapprove of.

ahh shit ive just got newfacebooked... i want my old one back already

newfacebooked by EMmME February 8, 2010

Newbacca 

The moment in a young man's life when he realizes that he has amassed a sudden increase in body hair. Usually in unfortunate areas.

Johnny: "I woke up this morning and found hair growing on my shoulders!"
Frank: "Dude, you're a Newbacca - GRRAAAHHH!"

Newbacca by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

newbacy 

a) Great or wild newbishness.
b) A wildly newbish act.

(newbacy ©® Ranger 2004)

<Dramicus> i want to keep (windows) 98
<dbm> why in gods name would you want to do that?
<Ranger> Idiocy?
<Ranger> Lunacy?
<Ranger> Newbacy?

newbacy by dbm February 7, 2004

Dunkadelic Newjack 

Is a basketball slang term given to first year players in college or pro basketball that come from the Hip-Hop urban culture. The players come on the scene with style and charisma to go along with an explosive game.

LeBron, Carmelo, and D.Wade were Dunkadelic Newjacks that came into the NBA last season and delivered. The Atlanta Hawks have a rising star in Dunkadelic Newjack Josh Smith, the 2005 NBA Slam Dunk champion.

Dunkadelic Newjack by Derrick E. Vaughan March 29, 2005