City of art, culture and....ah sod it. It's a damned city like most others,but it does have great pubs, as long as you stay clear of the charver
beware the Bigg Market
The better city in the North East where Geordies
originate from, surpasses the lesser neighbouring city Sunderland
"Hey I fancy visiting the North East"
"Hmmm, how about Sunderland?"
"No way, that place is a shithole. I would much rather visit the better city of Newcastle."
New Castle is a city in Western Pennsylvania, 60 miles north of Pittsburgh. It is refered to as "The Castle" in a derogatory way. It's population of 35,000 people is made up mostly of Oxy Contin addicts and crackheads, with a fair amount of heroin addicts thrown in for good measure. Most of the girls are total sluts, and street gangs rule the neighborhoods. NC has been called "The world's shittiest town" and "The asshole of Pennsylvania". Avoid New Castle at all cost.
"Where can I go for a cheap whore and some smack".
"Dude, New Castle is right down the road".
"It would be a quicker trip if we detoured through The Castle".
"Fuck that shit man, I'll drive the extra hour".
In Addition to drugs, New Castle Pa. also has Fireworks and Hot Dogs
New Castle a place where ppl take the drugs, eat the dogs, and watch the fireworks.
Suprisingly diverse and cosmopolitan city in the far north of England, also home of Viz
comic which reflects the rich slang and drunkenness this city has bestowed.
A suprising amount of Urban Dictionary, mine too, are influenced by Viz
Newcastle Brown ale was specially imported by Clint Eastwood due to the fact it's so awesome. And if it's good enough for cowboys, it's good enough for you.
The only decent people in England, if you ever have a party and want it to be bitching then you'll need to invite at least 2 scottish people, 2 newcastle people and 2 irish people and be sure to stock a lot of drink and a few towels to mop up the sick/blood out back
Last time I went out with my newcastle, scottish and irish frinds one of them fell asleep in a cupboard, I squared up to some dick who was giving me shit and we all got pished and were sick
a tiny place north of pittsburgh where everyone seems to be related because everyone has the same baby daddy. often a place where murderers come to hide from the po po because nc police suck ass!
murderer: Oh man what am i gonna do? I just shot 10 people!?
accomplice: OH shit, no prob, just go to new castle!