New Jersey messy 

Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.

Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.

An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.

If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:

“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.

But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:

“It’s New Jersey messy”

meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.

Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.

New Jersey messy by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022

New Jersey Spatula 

When you are fisting your significant other and proceed to flip them over with your fist still inside of them, like a spatula

Riley: Flip me over and slap my ass
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!

*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*

New Jersey Spatula by 11inchbonner November 5, 2018

New Jersey Speed Bag 

When a lady squats above you whilst you are laying flat and attempts to give you a Cleveland steamer, you immediately react by applying an uppercut to the lady's rectum and forcing the would be Mr. Hanky back from wence it came.

I was with this crazy ass freak last night! She tried to give me the ole' Cleveland steamer so I gave her the New Jersey Speed Bag instead!

New Jersey Speed Bag by New Jersey Speed Bag ASC. January 12, 2020

New Jersey Slickback

A sexual act in which one participant elects to receive an organic shampoo alternative generally provided by a group of three or more men pleasuring themselves manually. Once all of the sperm donors have made their contribution the recipients hair is brushed back resembling the common New Jersey “guido” hairstyle.

See Also

Head and Shoulders Penis Pullers

Person 1: Hey did you see Elias’s new hairdo?

Person 2: Yeah! I heard he went to Nicky Clips and the boys hooked him up with a New Jersey slickback!

New Jersey Slickback by HeadAndShouldersPenisPuller January 19, 2020

New Jersey high five 

When a gentleman ejaculates into his hand prior to shaking hands with another man.

Before I quit my job I made sure to give my boss the New Jersey high five.

New Jersey high five by Ihatemakingnewnames February 15, 2020

New Jersey 

NJ is summed up in this quote.

"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."

~author unknown

The writers of Harold and Kumar go to White Castle were from Randolph, a stereotypical suburban New Jersey town.

New Jersey by Angry_Asian_Girl November 21, 2004

New Jersey K-Turn 

Also known as a New Jersey U-Turn. When a driver enters a 4-way intersection, turns around in the middle, and heads in another direction. Usually results in an accident.

"Devin almost killed me the other day when he decided to pull a New Jersey K-Turn."

New Jersey K-Turn by P Banger November 3, 2009