Neuner 

German Slang for a 9mm Handgun.

"Die Neuner ist scharf und sitzt bei meinem Schwanz"

Neuner by MrCreamy69 July 26, 2023

Neuner Trap 

The neuner trap is a maneuver pulled by either - inviting a girl over, and getting her too drunk to drive home, while you yourself get above the legal intoxication level to drive as well, or pulling the reverse at their place of residence. Upon her wishing to go home, you simply reply "I/ you are too drunk to drive. You should just crash here. You can sleep in my bed..." At this point, you take advantage of the successful maneuver, and have officially ended your night with a score.

Tessa- "I'm getting tired. I think I should probably head home"

Derrick-" I think you're too drunk to drive. I'm not even seeing straight. You should probably just stay over here. You can crash in my bed"

Tessa- "I guess so..."

Derrick to himself- "Neuner Trap accomplished...."

Neuner Trap by e=McHammerd December 28, 2010

Neuner 

the best last name in the world

pronounced "nooner"

-of german origin

i wish my last name was Neuner

Neuner by the coug January 20, 2009

keaton neuner 

a fat 2 year old that has no life only can play hot cross buns on the recorder has the smallest peen anyone has seen and cry's when he doesn't get his way and likes to kiss dudes and is a gay

everyone hates a Keaton neuner

keaton neuner by 33ggyy December 12, 2021

Neener-neener 

Childish taunt typically used to express that the taunter is getting away with a sleight against the tauntee in some manner.

Once Jeremy got in the car he rolled down the windows and showed Ron the candy bar he filched from his backpack and shouted 'neener-neener' while rolling away.

Neener-neener by Doctor Wombo November 19, 2015

Neener-neener 

A childish taunt or jeer pronounced with a nasal sneer, for lack of a more intelligent retort to someone else's jeer or taunt, usually from a peer. Sometimes sung to the tune of "Ring-Around-the-Rosy" for really driving the point home.

My definition is better than all the other stupid definitions listed here - neener neener.

Neener-neener by Lenny Schafer October 2, 2003

Neener-neener 

Word of jest or teasing. Similar to saying "ha-ha" or sticking a tongue out at someone.

How was the cafeteria food? I had homecooked turkey and potatoes! Neener-neener!

Neener-neener by Schaum February 11, 2003