nettlebedded 

To have a cheeky shag in the bushes.

"Emily couldn`t resist her urges, pulled over her car and nettlebedded young Benjamin hard!!!"

nettlebedded by Young Benjamin April 11, 2014

nettleton school district

a school full of bitches who are ugly as shit :) a lot of kids there are actually so slow , the teachers aren't teaching shit, some white girls there wanna be black so bad too

nettleton school district is not okay in any way

nettleton school district by faygoooooo September 19, 2020

Netfly 

Being cool on the Internet

Man, I'm fuckin' netfly

Netfly by Fatal_Rage December 21, 2010

Ben Nettleship 

Ben Nettleship is a virgin.

Oh have you seen that virgin? He is such a Ben Nettleship right?

Ben Nettleship by Heyehhehehey October 27, 2019

Yammering Netty 

Used to describe a person, usually a nagging wife, that constantly babbles and complains about even the smallest of issues. This person will usually express their resentment or displeasure in a public place such as a grocery store or restaurant.

Yammering Netty literally means Clamorous Toilet; from the
verb Yammer: To utter or say in a complaining or clamorous tone; and the noun Netty: The British slang word for public or outside toilet. - See also: Chatter Box

Herold took Alice out to a nice restaurant and all she did was babble about how he never takes her anywhere nice. Alice is such a Yammering Netty.

Yammering Netty by Wm M. May 22, 2008

nettles

a rough substance that Salad Fingers likes to rub against his nipples for a orgasmic effect

Salad fingers once rubbed the nettles against his nipple and then his nipple turned red.

nettles by jerry jackson rules! June 22, 2006

nettleton 

One who gets around and/or carries many std's and sti's. Avoid these individuals at all cost because of their ability to easily transmit venereal disease. Synonymous with petri dish.

Mike: Wash your hands after talking to that girl.
Johnny: Why?
Mike: She is a complete nettleton. You could honestly contract anything from her.
-2 weeks later-
Johnny: Dude why does it burn when I pee now?
Mike: You should have washed your hands...

nettleton by Free STD Screenings October 26, 2011