Nettoblaster 

A nettoblaster is a CD player/radio with very poor sound quality. They are closely related to the ghettoblaster but their sound quality is severely inferior and listening to it for prolonged periods of time can make you want to commit suicide.

These poor quality CD players are often referred to as 'nettoblasters' because they are thought to have been bought from the shop 'Netto'. This shop sells goods at very low prices and because of this their quality is often reduced.

Nettoblasters can be seen (and unfortunately heard) in town centres all over the world. They are often found resting on the shoulders of teenage boys who feel the need to play their music as loudly as possible, and annoy as many people as they can in the process.

Billy: 'Where's that terrible music coming from?'

Rob: 'Those chavs round the corner bought a damn nettoblaster and are terrorising the neighbourhood with it!'

Nettoblaster by Joshy94 February 17, 2010

NutBlaster 

When two men shoot each other in the balls with a nerf blaster

Dude, I totally destroyed any chance of Grognak having any kids In that last round of NutBlaster

NutBlaster by NerfMaster69 August 31, 2020

NutBlaster 

When 2 people (normally male) try and shoot each other in the nuts with a nerd gun, an other variation includes nut blaster extreme where you take an airsoft gun and try and shoot each other in the nuts

Dude I just destroyed Zane in NutBlaster

NutBlaster by NerfMaster69 August 27, 2020

nutblasterfo 

The sensation that happens when you nut all over you friends, family, coworkers etc

Guess what happens today, I just nutblasterfoed everywhere!

nutblasterfo by Rahahahahaa February 10, 2024