A crap that is not attributed to the result of consuming food, but rather, is the by-product of being nervous. These usually occur right before a first date, job interview, much-anticipated oral presentation, court date, first day of school, first day of work, committing any crime, or even looking at porn. This type of poop is most easily identified by the fact that food does not trigger it. Nervous dumps are usually slimy, sloppy, and usually linked to dingleberries, because they take many wipes are difficult to fully clean.
Example 1
Gunther: I have a problem.
Dennis: You have dingleberries again?
Gunther: Yeah, I had a nervous dump right before my date with Susie Snowflake.
Example 2
Beauregard: Damn. I had a limited time to masturbate before my roommate came home, but while I looked for internet porn I had to take a nervous dump.
Gunther: I have a problem.
Dennis: You have dingleberries again?
Gunther: Yeah, I had a nervous dump right before my date with Susie Snowflake.
Example 2
Beauregard: Damn. I had a limited time to masturbate before my roommate came home, but while I looked for internet porn I had to take a nervous dump.
by Zack H. (pro TDer) January 27, 2006
while at a fast food restaurant you always get asked what drink you would like with your meal. Nervous Coke, is when you are asked this question, hesitate, and say 'Coke!' in panic
''what drink would you like with you meal?''
''erm...erm...Coke!''
''i didn't want Coke, now i have Nervous Coke''
''erm...erm...Coke!''
''i didn't want Coke, now i have Nervous Coke''
by memphis&53rd November 30, 2009
A game that can be initiated by both genders. 2 or more people slowly move their hand towards a private area of another, while repeating over and over "Are You Nervous? Are You nervous?", until the person being touched says yes or no. it has been said that if the person being touced says nothing throughout, you can bet they are not a virgin. It is common for men to use it as a pick-up technique by asking a girl, "Hey. Wanna Play Are You Nervous?"
A Guy and a girl decide to play Are You Nervous. The boy slowly runs his hand up the girl's abdomen repeating the quoted phrase above. If she yelps or says yes before he reaches her breast, she is either uncomfortable or desperate to cling on to her virginity. If she says no, she might be aroused. If she says nothing, others are led to believe she is not a virgin.
by Norma Jean Beckenhiem March 9, 2008
Having to take a piss before completing a task, such as your SAT's or flying solo in an aeroplane for the first time.
Adam : "Hey man ready for your first flight, alone?"
Tiemo : "Sure am, ahh first i think i'll go take a nervous piss before i go up."
Tiemo : "Sure am, ahh first i think i'll go take a nervous piss before i go up."
by Denman10101 July 22, 2006
by Vexation August 8, 2004
The definition of NERVOUS-CITED is if you need a word for If you feel nervous and/or excited use NERVOUS-CITED
by Maggie Dylan May 8, 2020
A game where one person puts their hand on different parts of anothers persons body-starting at their head and moving down the rest of their body- asking "are you nervous". You stop when the other person says yes. If you get lucky they'll never get nervous and you'll have much more fun.
I played the nervous game with Sally and she never said yes. Eventually we were doin the horizontal tango.
by Marteel March 11, 2006