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1. cling on
little pieces of faeculent matter that get caught in hair whilst defaecating. Usually in men with particularly hairy arses.
I took a very relaxing dump, but spent a while cleaning up due to the presence of multiple cling ons that arose.
2. Cling on
When a female starts talking to a guy and is instantly obsessed with him. goes to all means to attach herself to him. multple phone calls and text messages may occur till she knows exactly what he is doing.
olesia is cling on to him like a fat kid loves cake.
3. Cling on
Relatives who hang around waiting for the rich older person to die so they can get first dibs on what was left behind.

They never showed any interest or care in this relative until the later years so *hopefully* they'll be left money after they pass away.

At one point throughout their pathetic lives, they told a rich, aging relative how much they love their fine china, silverware collection etc.

At family gatherings, they will show up half an hour early and leave a half an hour late so they:
a) get as much free food as possible
b) get as much free booze as possible
c) appear to be the most loving relative EVER
I'm not going to Aunt Ella's 80th birthday party until after the cling ons have left.
4. cling on
That little booger that gets stuck in your nose and you can't get it out.
Kels had that cling on for a week!
5. Cling on
A boy who likes to try and rape peoples arms and then go into a closet and fuck himself.
Lewis will you please stop rapin that i dont think it likes it.
by Sarah Apr 1, 2004 add a video
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