nerveless

displaying no nervousness at all; totally stoic in the face of adversity; never rattled

Steffi Graf was perhaps the most nerveless female tennis palyer of all time.

nerveless by Deanimal and Oca October 18, 2008

newseless 

the unvaluable, unfunctional or generally USELESS nature of a person, object or action that is NEW

Our company just hired this overpriced executive and he's fucking newseless.

I bought these scissors yesterday and they don't cut shit.....newseless.

newseless by Rocky Dennis March 3, 2010