nearection

When the penis is not yet a boner but not limp. Gotten when making out with a girl (or guy) but not getting any farther.

After i finished making out with that girl i had to make sure no one would notice the nearection in my pants.

nearection by mur216 March 6, 2004

nerection

The physiologial change to a woman's nipples whenever they're cold and/or arroused.

Most visible on women with tight upper torso garments while not wearing a bra.

Man, did you see her nerection?!

Famous nerection celebrity: Victoria Beckham.

nerection by Mad Men OA June 17, 2008

neckrection 

distended neck and chest area usually accompanied by reddish flushing of the upper chest, neck and face of the individual experiencing the neckrection.

Usually neckrection accompanies or occurs subsequent to sudden bursts of rage, and oral ejaculation of saliva during the neckrection and use of profanity by the individual presenting with the symptoms described herein to characterize and define the term in question.

Neckrection was first observed in an adult human male who owned a small business, endlessly micromanaged and flew into a rage at the slightest hint of challenge from a female employee. This "Boss" was not seen exhibiting the neckrection when challenged by male counterparts, but instead experienced the condition often referred to as "whipped" or "wimped out".

When Christine refused to help him put the dead dog in the dumpster, Dr. Shimmelhoffer began screaming at her, thrusting forward his neckrection in an act of control.

neckrection by Marcel Marceau April 23, 2011

nerection

A nerection is an erection of a man or woman's nipples that can happen when cold or horny

Teenage Boy #1: Hey did you see Veronica Mars on TV? She had a sexy nerection!
Teenage Boy #2: No but I saw Tina Heron's nerection on PornHub.

nerection by GEN_Cody January 15, 2016