neil johns 

Syphilis. From the West Coast slang. Neil John was a fisherman who had syphilis in the late 1800s and consequently spread it around the small village of Auchnacarnie.

Sharon was admitted to hospital with a case of the neil johns

neil johns by rozzer09 August 5, 2009

neil johnson 

A fellow of impeccable talent , skill, and class. If If you call someone by this name, you are referring to their outstanding impact they make in whatever they are doing. Often interchangeable with the word "elite" when referring to physique or athletic ability.

Have you seen the level of talent this guy brings to our team? Call him Neil Johnson and give the boy a contract.

neil johnson by Randall Rogers November 24, 2021

John O'Neil 

Needle Dick, a person that suffers from needle dick syndrome. usually has a very small and thin penis, like a needle

haha you have a John O'Neil

John O'Neil by needlefick December 18, 2012