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Neato Burrito

The delicious phrase that succeeds the already tasty "cool beans."

1) Intended to be a replacement or an expansion upon "cool beans." According to the prophecy, all cool beans will eventually be made into neato burritos. Their fate is inevitable-- it is only a matter of time.

2) Means "cool" or "awesome," but can also be a form of approval or for closing a conversation in a simultaneously witty and dorky manner.
"Whoa, check that out!"
"Dang, that's neato burrito!"

"So I'll pick you up at 7?"
"Sounds good."
"Neato burrito."

"I just got an iPad!"
"Cool beans, man."
"Actually, it's 'neato burrito,' now."
"Shut the hell up, Matt."
" :( "
Neato Burrito by Jon B-C January 25, 2014

neato burrito

a thing, person, or place that is considered neat or fun
Wow, did you see my neato burrito watch
neato burrito by whit da spit March 5, 2004

Neato Burrito

A retarded attention seeking user who acts like a 12 year old on the PCMR Discord.
Neato burrito spams facebook memes.
Neato Burrito by ViTaLC0D3R June 24, 2018

nifty neato, breakfast burrito 

The perfect combination of both rhyme and meter to describe something especially snazzy. Goes beyond nifty neato.
Lola: Check out the tweed dress I picked up at Goodwill!
Oliver: That is nifty neato, breakfast burrito.

neato burito's 

"hey man, this shit whack"
"neato burito"
neato burito's by Morgan June 22, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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