Bruised Neck Meat Syndrome

When the meat on your neck becomes stiff and bruised, and not easy to move. Doctors around the world have found no cure for this nasty disease.

"Sally why is your neck so stiff? My Bruised Neck Meat Syndrome is flaired up again!"

Bruised Neck Meat Syndrome by Rubyissuspect October 18, 2009

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neck meat

Meat in the region of the neck area.

Ian: what is the matter levi?
Levi: i think i bruised my neck meat!

neck meat by dong on rye May 24, 2008

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Neck meat

similar to neck boob but at the front of the neck instead of the back. Can be described as fatty chunks of yellow goodness encapsulated in the skin of the neck.
warble wobble...people with thick neckmeat can be seen with double chins.

kip: ugh i think you bruised my neck meat
napoleon: sorry
kip: arg i think you ripped my mole off

"kala and dominique have extreeeeme neckmeat"

Neck meat by Receeder Clan December 19, 2007

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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