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Garfinkeled

When a well connected, wealthy family sets up an unmotivated, moronic offspring in a powerful job/role/position/etc. in order to save face.
A: How did ______ get hired as the new vice-president?! Last time I saw him/her she was stoned in his/her grandma's basement for weeks on end.

B: Dude, ______ was garfinkeled.

A: Ah, the company's gonna go bankrupt.
Garfinkeled by Icannadoeet November 30, 2016

narfenkle 

the act of having sex with your dog while beating off a jewish midget and taking a dump on a mexican infant
Dude I just tryed a narfenkle out in your moms car. It was awesome!.
narfenkle by Meister a Malificus March 19, 2008

narwinkle 

WOAH! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT NARWINKLE? YEA MAN!
narwinkle by mkhlaxgrl13 November 17, 2010

Simon and Garfinkel's 

A former Washington D.C.-based "yupscale" department-store chain dat featured live-music entertainment.
Simon and Garfinkel's stayed open 24/7 because they wanted to make sure their customers would still have time to shop after watching their singers perform for a number of hours.
Simon and Garfinkel's by QuacksO December 6, 2020

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026