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napoleonism 

Also known as little man syndrome or lms. When a small guy tries to be tough because he's shorter than average or small of stature. (Taken from the name Napoleon, who was just a few inches over 5 feet tall and tended to blow people up and start wars.) See Napoleonic War.
Rick had a case of napoleonism beacuse he was only 5'5". He didn't need to be so tough, 'cause he was a great and kind friend who would do anything for you. Unfortunately, people still look down upon short people, and he took this personally.
napoleonism by Shmouse May 26, 2005

Napoleonismo 

Using the same image on various occasions.
Napoleonismo :

___ in 2020 :

Milan.jpg
Napoleonismo by Jokeoftheworldisshit December 22, 2020

Napoleonismo 

-To do a Napoleonismo is to jinx on purpose to screw your team over in a critical stage of a season.

-Doing a Napoleonismo can also mean you show your gargantuan obsession for AC Milan as they are better than Juve in every way.
"(Team) are embarrasing"
*(Team) scores*
"Laughed" I've just done a Napoleonismo

"(Team) in 2020..." followed by the same picture of the AC Milan badge
Napoleonismo by Rubentus fan December 22, 2020

Napoleanic Sleeper 

Someone who relentlessly claims more of the bedding and bed as the night goes on.
Sri, a Napoleanic Sleeper, has cocooned herself in the comforter and stuck both her arms out across her body in a sort of Heisman pose, pushing girish to the precipice. When confronted, she half snored, half snorted “Viva La France!”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026