pump a couple of squirts of hand sanitizer into your hand, light it with a lighter and then slap someone with your hand that is on fire with hand sanitizer gel.
I pump a couple of squirts of hand sanitizer in my hand and then I napalmed my brother.
If you have ever had the privilege to undress a redhead and be overwhelmed by her perfect milk white skin, her skyline of freckles, her fiery red hair and character, and her sexual scent. from that moment you lose interest for all other types of women and you will start feeling an irresistible attraction to natural redheads everywhere as if you really lost your soul to her.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.