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Obsessive Compulsive Narrator 

A person who sits at the movies or in home watching a movie, and feels the need to describe every thing happening in the movie, as if they are sitting there Narrating for a blind person.
O.C.N.:
"They just entered the house, they're walking down the hallway, no sign of the bad guy yet. OMG, the bad guy just jumped out of the closet!"

Anoyed person:
"Would you stop being such an Obsessive Compulsive Narrator?! We have eyes of our own, we can see for our selves!"

The Narrator 

A male who, while engaged in sexual activity, will narrate, or provide commentary of events and actions as he makes them.
Kurt decided to be The Narrator last night, so I left.
The Narrator by sublimelover420 April 18, 2010
Word of the Day on November 1, 2023

narrator 

The narrator is the passive voice in the story. He/She/It will usually tell the reader or viewer what is going on and other little tidbits of information the main characters don't even know about.
Some narrators in famous books, movies, stories: The Brothers Karamazov, Fight Club, The Red Death.
narrator by Snabelj August 8, 2006

Nigerator 

When a black man dominates his opponent in a sport or game.
1."Did you see that nigerator"
2."Paul got destroyed by that nigerator"
Nigerator by Nigeration May 24, 2008
To inflict equal damage on yourself while attempting to harm an adversary. Much like presidential candidate Ralph Nader did to himself and Al Gore in the 2000 election.

“My grenade just naderated me."
Naderate by the_inexistent_pilgrim November 22, 2005

narratorium 

The material that is used when the narrator won't allow you to go somewhere because it's protected by plot.

Narrator: The entrance is barred by wooden planks, the only other way is to go through this really creepy labyrinth that is filled with monsters and will advance the plot.

Character 1: Couldn't I just burn the wooden planks?

Narrator: No!

Character 2: Couldn't I just fire my laser sword and disintegrate the planks or something?

Narrator: No!

Character 1: Couldn't I just melt it with my acid crystals or run it over with my working tank or maybe just chop it in half with one of my 7 axes?

Narrator: No!

Character 1: Why not?

Narrator: Because it's protected by a layer of plot/narratorium.
You can't go there! It's sealed with narratorium
narratorium by DarkErminia January 24, 2018