guaran-fucken-tee

A word used to express complete assurance. Often used in arguments and in dangerous situations.

I guaran-fucken-tee you that if the red button is depressed we are all screwed.

by the_inexistent_pilgrim November 18, 2005

Naderate

To inflict equal damage on yourself while attempting to harm an adversary. Much like presidential candidate Ralph Nader did to himself and Al Gore in the 2000 election.

“My grenade just naderated me."

by the_inexistent_pilgrim November 22, 2005