phantom myspacer 

A user of the widely popular social-networking website Myspace.com who has created an account with very limited and/or false information so that other users can not determine who this person really is, but lets the creator of the account view and check up on other myspacers secretly.

Harold: My old friend came up to me at the bar and told me all this stuff he read about me, but could have only read on Myspace. He's not on my buddy list, and he said he doesn't use myspace even.

Kumar: It's obvious he's one of those phantom myspacers.

phantom myspacer by Mark Simon September 20, 2008

myspacoholic 

Pronunciation: IPA /mai'speikə,hə,lik/
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): -s
Etymology: American registered trademark MySpace™ + -coholic (from modern English alcoholic)

1 : one who is addicted to compulsive and/or excessive use of MySpace™
2 : one who is unable to carry out normal daily tasks due to compulsive use of MySpace™

Damn, you joined MySpace only last week and you're already a myspacoholic... Get a life!

She's such a pathetic myspacoholic... She won't go to school or find a job, she just spends all her time in front of that damned computer!

myspacoholic by Eugene M. Kim October 13, 2005

myspacer 

1. a person who uses the website www.myspace.com frequently
2. a person who is exceptionally adept at using www.myspace.com

1. My friend has become such a myspacer, he is on twenty-four hours a day.
2. Eddie is such a good myspacer, he is at the top of everyone's friends lists.

myspacer by Roscoe Light August 29, 2005

myspacers 

People who spend all their life on myspace.
I have nothing aganist them. Its their choice. See myspace whores

Person 1: So..wanna go to the movies or something?
Person 2: No thanks, I'm on myspace.
Person 1: Hey do you wanna go?
Person 2: Nahhh I'm chilling on myspace.
Person 1: You freaking myspacers.

myspacers by Sammers <33 March 13, 2009

Myspacer 

A girl/man who takes excellent myspace pics but when you see them in person is not that good looking.

Guy1: dude, you should check this chick out i found on myspace she's so hot!
Guy2; Bro, i know that chick. She's a total myspacer.

Myspacer by bigred4430 April 5, 2009

MySpacophobia 

Adj. Fear of the website 'myspace.com' and all things related. Extreme cases have been known to fear participants and users as well.

"Hi my name is John and I have myspacophobia,"
"Thank you John, group let's give him a warm welcome hug!"

MySpacophobia by Barclay Wright November 30, 2006

myspacer 

1) Someone whose social network consists of primarily of friends who did not graduate from college.

2) Someone who does not aspire to earn a college degree.

3) Someone who exhibits lower-class tendencies and behavior, but presumably still has access to the internet.

"Hey dude, how was the bar last night?"
"Not bad, I met a girl and took her home."
"Nice, do I know her? What's she like?"
"Probably not, she's definitely a myspacer."
"Whoa, you'd better get checked for STDs."

"What ever happened to that guy Randy from high school? He was a real fuckup."
"Who knows, he's probably a myspacer."

myspacer by WJR January 3, 2008