(noun) An individual who peruses myspace accounts looking for women to stalk, date, or perform various auto-sexual acts. Also know as flogging the dolphin or spanking the monkey.
Aaron is the biggest myspaceturbator I know, all he does at night is look at myspace and God only knows what else.
by Abraxsis June 15, 2006
1. Getting a weird amout of pleasure from looking at pictures of people you dont know on myspace.
2. Actually masturbation while looking at pictures of people you dont know on myspace
2. Actually masturbation while looking at pictures of people you dont know on myspace
by Ian B... August 21, 2006
by jflajgags June 12, 2006
by anonympous January 27, 2009
by Tainted Love March 2, 2007
Spending hours on end looking up friends and friends of friends myspace accounts. This can take up to several hours of your life away from you, especially during your adolescent years.
instead of going to the party last night, Jim stayed home and and ended up myspaceturbating until he fell asleep.
by Kevin mitchell October 17, 2006