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My Space 

A place for whores. Initially intended as an online system of staying in touch or re-connecting with old friends, My Space has grown into a compendium of 18 year old Southern California Paris Hilton worshipping attention starved idiots and asexual boys in women's jeans with more product than a salon. Lately, the circus has grown to include lots of half naked flexing bros with bad tribal tattoos and horrible pick up lines, as well as a large influx of internet-ebonics speaking idiots who cannot seem to properly use a keyboard without accidentally hitting the CAPSLOCK button or number keys in their sentences.
"hi, arent you on My Space? Cool, lets make out!"
My Space by x dprv x April 7, 2005

My space ripped kid 

My space ripped kids are basically teenagers usally between the ages of 13-17 that think there "ripped" or "buff" from having low body fat thus giving them a pothetic "six pack" that is only due to malnutrition. They generally have forearms no bigger than 5" inches and have no muscle tone at all. They are often in emo, skater boy and weird kid group. These idiots think there "six pack" gives them a right to take excess pictures of themselfs shirtless and post it on myspace/facebook. Total tools. often found on body building websites either trying to show off there "six packs" or asking on advice to get bigger biceps but not actually wanting to be really in shape.
1. My space ripped kid: I'm so sexy I have t3h six pax0rz!!!1

Real athlete: stfu you fucking tool and go back to puking in a toilet you emo skater prick
2. *body building looks at my space ripped kids profile* GET THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ.

my space 

A place where you meet I-whores and fuck the living shit out of them through your PC's monitor.

When a MySpace I-whore tells you their age, add 25 to it and you should be close. Also, change the gender.
18/F/Cali ~ Hey you got a My Space?

Normal human ~ Fuck off you fag.

My Space Whore 

A My Space whore is somebody who spends a lot of time on My Space. How to recongnize the Symptoms:
-This person will follow all of the my space trends.
-This person will also have a pimped out my space page.
-You also see the classic My Space picture.
Also know this is a sickness! Don't catch the My Space bug!
Char: "Did you see T.J.'s new picture?"
Becky: "You mean the one were he is looking away from the camera try'n to look all serious?"
Char: "Yeah, thats the one."
Becky: "He is such a My Space whore."

or

Char: "Hey Becky! Check out my My Space page."
Becky: "Why?"
Char: "I changed it again."
Becky: "You My Space whore."

or even

Char: "How long did you spend on My Space last night?"
Becky: "I was on there 'till 3 o'clock this morning."
Char: "You My Space whore."

my space 

A place where Emo kids can find solitude and rest their lacerated wrists. and girlpants.
EMMMMMOOOO!!!!!
check out my myspace... XXXEMOEOBLACKHEARTXXXEMOXXX thats my name.
my space by hobopower April 30, 2005

my space 

The scenest thing going at the moment.

Camera whores post pictures of the side of thier face with thier extra heavy eyeliner on. And post a bullitin literaly begging for comments cause it's the only thing that they have to make them feel loved.
Tammy: "Hey, aren't you my friend on MyScene?"

Ron: "No, I don't have one."

Tammy: "Oh. Guess I won't be talking to you if I can't comment all you're super sexy half naked pictures. Later."
my space by ill kill you July 12, 2005