Reaquiring My Life Goals 

Recession speak for "I've been out of work for some time and am bumming around looking for the end of the rainbow while pretending to be cool and in-charge so as not to bruise my fragile over inflated ego"

Office Drone: "Hey bud, how's it going with you?"
Former Coworker: " Aw, it's All Good, I'm just kickin it Reaquiring My Life Goals, finding a path"
Office Drone: "Oh, I see.....you're trying out "Bum" as a lifestyle for awhile then?"
Former Coworker: "Yeah....you got a quarter I could borrow?"

Reaquiring My Life Goals by TedDeadMan September 2, 2010

the my-life-is-worse game 

when you're telling someone about a problem you're having, and they respond by telling you about how your life is fine because THEIR life is much worse for various reasons.

sarah couldn't ever talk to catie about her problems because she would always plat the my-life-is-worse game.

Sarah: my mother made me clean my entire house yesterday.

Catie: oh yeah? well my mother made me clean the whole house, and then mow the lawn.

the my-life-is-worse game by brooke/vicki September 12, 2009

ceo.of.life.my.guys 

Super amazing person on tiktok! can also be known as syug.ym.efil.fo.oec!!

Hey did you see ceo.of.life.my.guys new tiktok? it was interesting😍

ceo.of.life.my.guys by youermom June 24, 2021

ceo.of.life.my.guys 

best mutual out there🤷💯 they're content>>>>ur content 🤣🤣 #staymad

random piss lover: Ayo who's ceo.of.life.my.guys⁉️

ceo.of.life.my.guys mutuals: BOI WHAT YOU MEAN WHO'S ceo.of.life.my.guys🤔 you have a piss kink if you don't know them 🤣💯

ceo.of.life.my.guys by ur mom🤣💯 June 24, 2021

Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther 

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

get the fuck out my life 

To go away n have nothin to do with me

Get the fuck out my life a never wanna see you again

get the fuck out my life by Samyullll September 3, 2017

god i fucking hate my life

Are you ok? Get some mental help.

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.

god i fucking hate my life by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021