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Definitions by TedDeadMan

Lillypad Management 

Managment style that involves jumping from issue to issue constantly, never staying long enough to actually fix any issue. Similar to "putting out fires" and "drive by management"
Drone1: "How's work today man?"
Drone2: "Crappy, I can't seen to get the yellow stripes straight in the parking lot, they keep smearing"
Drone1: "Stripes? Yesterday you were working on new security code feature for the server what happened to that?"
Drone2: "Boss got his beamer dented in the lot and Lillypad Management is what happened"
Drone1: "Ribbit dude!"
Lillypad Management by TedDeadMan January 25, 2013

Discompoopulated

Having one's bowel movement pattern and schedule thrown into chaos, usually by some event or deviation from dietary patterns

Related to discombobulated
Traveller1: "Hey, wanna catch a bite before we board?"
Traveller2: "Sorry, this trip has got me all dicompoopulated, I missed my BM last night and here it comes"
Traveller1: "Overshare!"

Dormie1: "Awesome, they are serving that Queso dipped fried cheese sticks in food service again, lets hit it dude!"
Dormie2: "No way man, after the last time I was discompoopulated for 3 days; you know what its like to not take a dump for 3 days?"
Discompoopulated by TedDeadMan August 11, 2011

Stealth Delegation

Act of transfering a duty or task to a worker not actually in the chain of command of the assigner, always without knowlege of the worker's superior. Normally done to seem like a promotion or reward for the worker but really is a way to pawn of unwanted work. Dutiful worker sets precident of doing the work before his boss finds out and thus it becomes a permanent part of the worker's duties.
Useful when strategic incompetence is unsucessful.
A required skill in today's corporate world
Accountant: Dude - your so great I'm gonna award you the Data Collection Champion position
Drone 1: Whoa, I'm stoked, a promotion; what do I do
Accountant: Oh, lots of things, like collect all receipts and invoices and turn them in to me each month - very important

Drone 1: Awesome, I'm moving up!
Accountant: One other thing, I don't want anyone to get jealous of your new work so don't tell your boss, he might try to keep you down, and keep doing all your other great work
Drone 1: Rock-On.....like spy work
Drone 2: Duuuude...you just got stealth delegation 'd
Bowel Movement Food: Food you eat to gut unplugged after getting stopped up. Normally high fiber or trigger foods for your bowels to do their business. Important part of the food pyramid for bingers of cheese, meat and bread....
Slacker: "Dude, after eating 2 lbs of cheese sticks dipped in queso I need some BoMF"
Slackerette:"Here's a fiber bar, ear of corn and a box of bran cereal"
Slacker: "Sweeeettt, my bowels will be movin to the groove in no time"
BoMF by TedDeadMan June 29, 2011

MeToo Product

A product that is much like another so as to be indistinguishable as far as value, features...etc.

A product lacking special features or abilities above its competitors. Usually mass produced crap from the usual sources of unimaginative designers and manufacturers.
Stop looking at all those MeToo Product knives and check out this kickin Leatherman Multitool; never know when you will need to pick your teeth, saw a log and fend off a bear all at the same time!
MeToo Product by TedDeadMan January 25, 2011

Conglomomeal 

A meal consisting of a wide variety of foods that don't normally go together

Often created from a week or more of leftovers
Hubby: "Hon, what are we havin for din-din?"
Wifey: "Chicken nuggets, kung pao, hot dogs, flafel, carrots, hard boiled eggs and some pretzels"
Hubby: "Ah, Conglomomeal, the breakfast of champions"
Conglomomeal by TedDeadMan September 15, 2010
Use of bed to store clothes or other sundry items

Commonly found in teenager's rooms
Mom: " Johnny, I thought I told you to clean your room"
Johnny: "Mom, I put all my clothes in the bedrobe, it's clean"
Bedrobe by TedDeadMan September 8, 2010