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Mustardbating 

The use of mustard or mustard bottles to  masturbate. Practiced mostly by men but can be practiced by women.
Anne: "Yuck, your dick tastes like mustard!"

Fred: "Sorry, I've been mustardbating"
Mustardbating by P+V=S March 24, 2010

mustardayonaise 

(Noun) A direct competitor to mayotard.
I enjoy mayotard, but mustardayonaise is much more tasty.
mustardayonaise by PJeigh September 10, 2005

musterbation 

A term coined by Albert Ellis to describe the tendency to think that certain things "must" occur or "must" be done.

Other forms: musterbate, musterbated, musterbating
Janice was musterbating about getting an A in every course.

The only acceptable musterbation is to believe that one must not musterbate.

mastarvation 

When a person in unable to masturbate for a long time (long depending on their usual masturbation habits). This may be because they have very little alone time or if they break their hand, hurt penis, feel guilty ect.

A common cause of mastarvation is camping or staying in a hotel with other people.

The ejaculation after mastarvation is euphoric.
Bro! after camping for 2 weeks I was suffering serious mastarvation. When I got home I jumped straight onto porn and had a euphoric wank.
mastarvation by Regular_Terrestrial September 2, 2011

Mustarbating 

The act of masterbating while using mustard as a lubricant.
Tommy got caught mustarbating on Tony's bed, he was using dejon mustard.
Mustarbating by TuckerB1 January 9, 2006

Electronic Masturdation 

modern version of foreplay; maturbation between mutual partners via webcam, usually accompanied by dirty talk via IM or phone
I met him through an online dating site, but have not met face-to-face yet...just did electronic masturdation.