(Noun) A combination of mayonnaise and mustard mixed to a lovely and creamy consistency. Rather delicious on sandwiches and scruptious as a dip.
I made a glorious sandwich with turkey, smoked provalone, oval shaped dill pickles and a dollup of mayotard.
by PJeigh August 25, 2005
A great insult dorks could use.
"You Mayotard! You spilled my soda!"
by Wawa [Christa] March 04, 2006