Murf

A safe for work alternative to swearing

"oh, murf"

by GroundZer0 January 25, 2022

Murf

Someone who is a stupid, annoying bastard and total waste of skin right down to their deepest roots

Justin Trudeau is such a murf. I can't believe we elected him Prime Minister

by Disgruntled Winnipeger February 28, 2018

MURF

The most caring loving father, husband strong and my ride or die!!

MURF He is the 💘 of my life the best stepfather anyone could ever have I love you Murphy faivela always and forever😍😘.

by The best friend someone could August 6, 2019

murf

A pie ass nigga or a thing who rages at a game then goes to hulu.

is that a murf😱😱

by AJ334 December 30, 2019