Mutant Undercover Pinko Puppet Espionage Team. Googly-eyed abominations created in Soviet laboratories to infiltrate and destroy America from the inside out. They disguise themselves as lovable puppets but actually want you to turn against the government. It is a fact that Kermit the Frog's arm-waving is actually a form of hypnotic brain washing that makes children want to burn U.S. flags and do heroin. Some of them live in the ghetto, particularly a slum called "Sesame Street", in which there lives a homosexual couple and a creature that lives in garbage, obviously an attempt to teach kids that homosexuality and living in poverty are OK. Sharing is also a dominant theme, proving that these creatures have strong communist values. The only logical response to these creatures is to burn every single Muppet toy you see.

A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.

a person who defies explanation with regard to common sense and logic, exhubing an air of confidence that is mutually exclusive to that of their accomplishments or ability

Someone who is useless until you shove your fist up them - Just like Kermit !

"Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... " - Homer Simpson

someone who acts like a right twat

General name given to a large cast of bizarre comedy puppets created by the late Jim Henson. While many performed on "The Muppet Show" (and numerous movies and spin-offs) others appeared on the children's television series "Sesame Street."

Noun - See >Idiot Noun