After her win at Wimbledon, Martina was munching the carpet on her fluff girlfriend when I opened the wrong door.
by Robert E. Porter January 17, 2006
by davey2002 January 12, 2007
by kLoWn May 17, 2006
A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").
by Winston Smith March 10, 2005
by Chocoboywonder September 2, 2017
Lindzii is having a Carpet Munching Baby
by Aleishajade January 13, 2009