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To eat a hairy pussy - to eat a shaved pussy it would be to "polish the floorboads"
do you prefer to polish the floorboards or carpet munching?
by davey2002 January 12, 2007
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He enjoys carpet munching
by Nelson December 01, 2003
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A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").
God, Bridget is hot. But it turns out she's just a carpet munching lesbian. No fuck for me!
by Winston Smith March 09, 2005
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