mumping

Brit slang for begging stuff, usually used to refer to policemen extracting low-value goods or services (cf. mooching)

Local businesses hated Constable Dixon; he was always coming round mumping free meals and cups of tea.

mumping by El Biero April 28, 2006

Mumping

(Aka Man Pumping)
Mumping is the desire, intent, or act of self-pumping one's own penis, in public,but under cover to effectively relieve the buildup of stale semen accumulated in the male testicle(s) by achieving ejaculation. The physical act of mumping plays an important role in brining awareness to the male reproductive organs and the health benefits of male ejaculation. While researchers understand that males can literally ejaculate anywhere and at anytime, the act of doing it in public helps level the playing field between the sexes by removing the social stigma typically associated with "jacking off", or more commonly known as Mumping.

Floyd was caught mumping on the subway but felt no shame.

Mumping by ManPump May 15, 2017

Mumping

When someone goes Munting with a special needs person as a combination of Gumping and Munting

I went Mumping with that autistic kid last night.

Mumping by Premuium June 20, 2024

Mumping

A combination of Gumping and Munting, to be precise, going munting with your munt buddy being on the border of retardation.

I went mumping with Penelope yesterday
Isn't she retarded?
Not quite

Mumping by NewDare June 22, 2024

Mumping the Gat 

When a girl is so desperate she climbs to the top of a flagpole in a snowsuit and sandals so she can pleasure herself with the sandals and top of the pole. Usually done by ex porn stars with very loose pussies that could fit a car. A hummer.

Dude last week I saw Kesha Mumping the Gat on the White House lawn!

Mumping the Gat by sailboatsmeller August 24, 2010

Necro-Flesh Mumping Method 

When you go Mumping and enact the Flesh method on the dead body being used.

"I've been going Mumping for a while but last night was my first time trying the Necro-Flesh Mumping Method."

Necro-Flesh Mumping Method by Premuium June 20, 2024

Momping 

Description of something that is big!

"dude, did you see that girls booty! It was MOMPING!"

Momping by Dr.acula1990 March 19, 2010