mummy bags

A general term for a womans breasts, by goodness look at those mummy bags. i bet she doesn't know i was staring at her mummy bags

dear Natalie the other day i couldn't help but look at your mummy bags, i went into the bank and saw her mummy bags, those bag certainly could feed a whole army

mummy bags by Jed Clampet February 8, 2008

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mommy bags

breasts,tits,fun pillows

i played with my g/f's mommy bags while i plowed her cinnamon ring

mommy bags by fast eddy February 16, 2004

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holy mommy fucking shit bags

Something to say when ur angry or really mad at someone or something

HOLY MOMMY FUCKING SHIT BAGS THAT HURT!!!

holy mommy fucking shit bags by URMOMUSDOTCOMUS May 6, 2021

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mommybags

n. the female rack, usually sucked on by babies and men alike (but not at the same time, (unless you're into that))

MXC: Guy: Don't tell her but the camera just zoomed in on her mommybags and she doesn't even know it. (laughter)
Women: (smiling) hey fellas! you looking at my mommybags! hey! come on! hey!

mommybags by zit boner November 15, 2004

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Mummybagger

A Mummybagger is a word used to describe an individual that is such a monumental ass-kisser, that they are so far up someone’s ass, that it is akin to being snugly wrapped in a mummy bag sleeping bag.

“John is such a mummybagger. He’s beyond ass-kisser status.”

Mummybagger by JulesAgainstRules June 5, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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