Muller

To make a joke that fails and everyone laughs at you and not with you.
Can also be judged by a thumbs up or thumbs down.

Joker: And then he fell over!
> silence <
All: Muller!

by Mog75 December 6, 2005

Muller

To do a shit (eject shit from uranus)
Used as verbal abuse ("you piece of muller")
Be used as a replacement/subsitude for the word "SHIT"
Be used as during sex (exsample: brown showers)

"Im going for a muller" (im going for a shit)
"Muler/Mullah! (SHIT!)
Muller time (shitting time/brown showers)
Muller Express (brown showers)
Muller on Muller (a 69 version of brown showers)

by Wedge Antillies October 12, 2005

mullered

I've always taken it to mean generally either fucked up or fucked over. It doesn't have to be related to drink or drugs.

Spurs mullered Man City in the first half – it's unbelievable that they still managed to lose.

by Gravy February 5, 2004

mullered

It can also mean mashed, beaten or broken up.

I mullered the car the other day.

This guy came into the pub and just mullered this other geezer.

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

muller

when you stick your finger up someones anus

you just got mullerd by a chinese man with a big hand

by jjkhubbs May 29, 2010

mullered

A state of high intoxication due to the consumption of drugs

"Damn im mullered"

by Mush-beer July 25, 2003

muller

Usually a word meant to imply high levels of intoxication, "muller," when applied to one who is of or nearly of a personal substance-free attitude, can be also construed to mean "one who is a disappointment."

He was looking to really come into his own in the near future, but pulled a muller, and tanked considerably.

by ppxloller December 10, 2010