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Mullet Mobile 

Generally American pony cars from the mid 1970's through the mid 1990's. Cheap, v8, rear wheel drive, and semi-sporty suspension. However, any cheap and quick car driven by white trash can be considered as such. Often seen accompanied by pick up trucks with large tires and dog boxes. Can also be found rotting on cynder blocks with the transmission hung in a near by tree. Most useful for compensating for small mullet size and attracting pregnant smoking women.
Mullet Mobiles are fun to drive, but I just feel the tobbaco spit oozing out of my skin.
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Second/Third Generation Camaro or Firebird adorned with window louvers, whip antennas, mag wheels, air shocks, decals and other similar accessories... Driven in rural areas by men/women and usually heard while playing Van Halen, Molly Hatchet, Ratt, Poison, Foreigner and other similar bands from thier Delco radios.
Dig the mullet mobile.. Mullet mobiles rule!
mullet mobile by jt November 21, 2002

mullet-mobile 

A car driven by rednecks and the mulleted inbreds of America.
mullet-mobile by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

mullet money 

Money procured from accepting a dare to sport a mullet for a specified amount of time.
Eric just got 100 greens for cutting his hair into a mullet. Man, that's some dirty mullet money
mullet money by beiber fever January 2, 2011

Mullet Monkey

White male with mullet, that overuses the n-word.
Mullet Monkey— don’t touch my truck you dumb n***er.
Mullet Monkey by TRAPT Nsty April 16, 2021

Mullet Monday 

A mixture of Monster Energy , Lemon , and habanero pepper juice
Aw man , monday was rough. I started my day with a mullet monday
Mullet Monday by anonymous May 19, 2021

Mullet or Moulet 

Mullet: northern/working class pronounciation for late 80's/early 90's crap hair style

Moulet: European/middle class pronounciation for "mullet".

Both pronounciations mean the same thing i.e. a bloody stupid haircut - commonly thought of as short round the sides, long-ish on top and long at the back (like Chris Waddle - World Cup Italia '90), sometimes with extra long strands at the bottom of the hair line, so that the twat who decided to have their hair cut in that way can play and twist them.

This particular hair style normally encourages the chant:

Moulet, moulet!! Moulet, moulet!!
Get it cut, cut, cut!!

The mullet/moulet is currently attempting a comback at present. All those who read this should take note and realise that you open yourself to public shaming and possible violence (depending on which part of the country you are in) if seen sporting such a hair style - you have been warned.
Northern folk:
Focking 'ell Denzel. Did ya see that mullet!! Looked like it'd been cut by t'lawnmower.

Middle class:
Helga:
My word Jospeh! Did you see that Moulet?

Joseph:
Why yes Helga, i did. Get the shotgun!!