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(noun): a bitch with a huge hairy muff. Be careful with this term, for the bitch's muff must be as massive and hairy as Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.
Evan: Dude Bryan's at it again with those big girls!
Mike: No shit, he loves those muffleupagus bitches!
by get it wet 6 February 19, 2008
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