mufflestein 

A mufflestein is a woman with a muff (vagina) so hairy that it strikes fear into the hearts of men unfortunate enough to have seen it. She is well past the point of being a simple "muffy" and most likely has a hairy asshole as well.

Random #1: That girl's a muff.
Random #2: No, man, she is THE muff. She is Mufflestein.

mufflestein by UDFlyer September 11, 2007

muhlestein 

a strong, well defined, dignified gentleman. one of the rarest finds out there. hung like a horse and if youre name is jorie you should date him immediatly

man i wish i were a muhlestein.. that jorie is so beautiful

muhlestein by Indian Clay May 12, 2011