i'll fax you a muff shot 

i'll get back to you/let you know. Usually by electronic means.

Geeza 1: you out for a bevvy on the weekend?

Geeza 2: Not sure, i'll fax you a muff shot.

i'll fax you a muff shot by rwafish December 1, 2009

get your muff out 

a term used towards females to get the bits out

" yeah mate,Get your muff out"

get your muff out by memes4567 October 5, 2017

spank your furry muff 

a replacement for 'thank you very much'
similar to spank you

'here's your beer'
'spank your furry muff'

spank your furry muff by li'l pill pig July 30, 2006

young muff

Muff that is illegal, yet attractive. This muff will get you in trouble with your buddies or the police. Do not try this at home.

"Dude look at those teenagers that just walked in."
"Ah, young muff."

"You have the right to remain silent..."
"Damn, should have never tagged that young muff"

young muff by polishmangoescrazyinspace February 23, 2010

your mums muff

its an insault to you and your mum muff saying its crusty

q:hello there james
A:your mums muff

your mums muff by alfieclarke November 20, 2007