2 definitions by li'l pill pig

hallmark

a subsiduary of Mills & Boon, perpetuating the myth of love in order to create profits from bleeding hearts.

'Here my love, I bought you a hallmark valentines day card'

by li'l pill pig July 31, 2006

spank your furry muff

a replacement for 'thank you very much'
similar to spank you

'here's your beer'
'spank your furry muff'

by li'l pill pig July 31, 2006