Top Definition
Muff that is illegal, yet attractive. This muff will get you in trouble with your buddies or the police. Do not try this at home.
"Dude look at those teenagers that just walked in."
"Ah, young muff."

"You have the right to remain silent..."
"Damn, should have never tagged that young muff"
by polishmangoescrazyinspace February 23, 2010

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