muff

To push someone's face with an open hand.

Kevin made a stupid remark, so I muffed him.

"You idiot, you deserve a muff for that one!"

by Justin Cognito January 4, 2006

MUFF

MUFF (The Melbourne Underground Film Festival) is an independent and non-profit organisation which showcases a diversity of film and video based works in the areas of underground, independent, guerrilla and exploitation and featuring mostly adult, genre, controversial, avant garde, political, sexual or artistic concepts. MUFF presents new features and shorts, as well as presenting an innovative selection of curated programs and retrospectives.
It was formed out of disagreements over the content and running of the Melbourne International Film Festival (MIFF).

MUFF XI will be holding a protest screening on August 29th of Bruce LaBruce’s recently banned film L.A. Zombie, as a late edition to their festival lineup.

MUFF XI's protest screening on August 29th of Bruce LaBruce's banned film L.A. Zombie has led to a police raid of MUFF Director Richard Wolstencroft's home.

by Lord_JJ December 1, 2010

MUFFS

Acronym for Man Up For Fuck Sake. Suitably a response to someones inane whining and bitching.

"OMG Im so ill and tired and blah blah blah...."

"MUFFS you twat!!!"

by damon rosco December 22, 2010

muff

vagina, not pubs or dirty vagina, just vagina, how else do you muff dive, you need to enter the vagina with your tongue like a scuba dude or snorkeler,

That chicks muff was so tight!

by the taint October 29, 2006

muff

the top part of the muffin, the part thats all crunchy.

"Damn shaun let me get the muff,you can have the bottom"

by Azin March 21, 2006

muff muff

a short mexican that makes muffins yo!

muff muff is always coming around with his burnt muffins

by easy squeezy April 24, 2008

muff

A large bush of pubic hair, often matted or untamed.

"Girls in porn should just know to shave their muff."

by haha March 9, 2004